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Date of Birth: April 18th...start buying presents now.
You're stranded on a desert island and you can only pick three movies, albums and books for the rest of your life:
Movies: Catch Me if You Can, Wall E, Castaway (Purely based on irony)
Albums: House of Heroes - "Suburba," Maylene and the Sons of Disaster - "II," Emery - "...In Shallow Seas We Sail"
Books: Blue Like Jazz, The Hobbit, Primitive Skills and Crafts: An Outdoorsman's Guide to Shelters, Tools, Weapons, Tracking, Survival & More
If you could do an extensive interview with one person, who would it be? What would you ask? C.S. Lewis. I would just listen.
If you could have one talent that you don't currently have what would it be? Playing the piano or breakdancing.
You can have season tickets to any team in any sport. Who would you choose? U.S. Men's Soccer Team. World travel + Soccer = Win.
If you could be paid to do anything, what would it be? Traveling or playing soccer. That would be living the dream.
OTHER INTERVIEWS AND FUN STUFF
Jared wants to throw tantrums. Just like a child.
Goose Bomb. Enough said.
Jared downloaded the Dictionary app for his phone. Then he thought he was better than everybody. What a dictionary hipster.
Jared broke up with MySpace. It was messy.
Jared, Obadiah, Coleman and Sam have a round table discussion about celebrating holidays early.
Jared gets a call from the bird lady.
Jared uses his talent of unnecessary censorship.
Jared argues with George over the uselessness of metric weather.
Never dis on DC Talk. There are people out there who will kill you.
People who also like Nickleback and Creed.
Worst. Storm. Chasers. EVAR. (I think they're IN the tornado?)
Jared takes a call from someone who didn't want to call him.
Jared Makes fun of Paris Hilton, and her Myspace friends.
Jared Interviews Leroy Jenkins and Crew.
Jared Discovers Leroy Jenkins. What you don't Leroy?! |
